one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
Beyoncé + Lady Gaga = 22 Grammys
Beyoncé + Lady Gaga + Katy Perry= 22 Grammys