(Source: catleecious)
“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”
hey
instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt
maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
why did the blond fail her calculus test
she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa
butts butts
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butts
math just got important
i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i gathered all the rabbits around me and read watership down to them and i’m actually a disney princess
oh my god
bey stan of the year award goes to this guy
LITERALLY ME
(Source: nerdfacekillah)
i hate how people just expect that you’re going to finish school and get an office job and meet someone and settle down and have children and a dog and drive a mazda because i don’t want any of those things especially a mazda
(Source: theketchupsong)
(Source: gwendoikari)
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
