(Source: kodomomuke)
[prefaces racism, sexism, classism with “this is satire so dont get offended”]
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
(Source: periodandbonerstories)
(Source: krishnaa)
so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
I think we all regret our first urls.
YOUR URL IS A MEME YOU SHOULD REGRET YOURS RIGHT NOW
(Source: falconwoman)
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
why do all the grunge blogs use these
☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺
are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged
soft grunge gym badges
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
I was grumpy today and so my mom told me that she bought me something that would cheer me up. I told her that there couldn’t have been anything amazing enough to rid me of my grumpiness…
I was wrong…



