ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
(Source: blackwaxx)
(Source: caitlinclingman)
“you’re only doing that for attention”
well yeah
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
(Source: basedgosh)
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
fergalicious [ fur · guh · lish · us ]
1. make them boys go loco
2. make them boys go crazy
(Source: sandandglass)
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-“
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
soft grunge is dead
long live the new king
human beings in a mob
whats a mob to a king
whats a king to a god
whats a god to a nonbeliever
