andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
brainfried: coochiejuice: Please tag all posts involving or picturing children thank you yeah tag them as: “hell naw” “a mistake” “no thank you”
apprenticenecromage: time to beat up some dudes
drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
ostracizedpoodle: i got so many compliments today they were all from me but that doesn’t matter because my opinion is the only one that matters
there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]– people with money. only people with money (via daxsymbiont)
rabioheab: it makes me kind of uncomfortable that eli roth listened to hannah montana to get into character for the scene in inglorious basterds where he beats the guy with the baseball bat
android18: neofriend: Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…
devildoll: Tumblr stop trying to make “reblog as link” happen
veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
meladoodle: do you ever dance by clenching ur buttcheeks to the beat
whiteboywaves: DONT ASK MUSLIM WOMEN IF THEY SHOWER WITH THEIR HIJABS BECAUSE THEY WILL SHOWER YOU WITH YOUR OWN PISS
opinionsropinions: “I’m going to India to find myself” — White proverb (via morenamagia)
darkeningx: sext: how much black are you wearing right now
Tyra Banks: When I was 16 and modeling in Paris...
Naomi Campbell: When I was modeling in Paris last week...
sexhaver: we cant get an updated version of “racism” or “sexism” added to the dictionary so manchildren will maybe stop misunderstanding what the words actually mean but of fucking course we can get “friendzone” added. two thousand and fucking thirteen ladies and gentlemen
graceebooks: unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism
princessbindi: I’m so sick of seeing white people have Indian themed parties and disrespecting deities and customs. I’m going to have a white themed party where we eat mayonnaise on white bread, wear Crocs, and walk into people’s houses and say “This is mine now i don’t care if you already have a life here it’s my white burden to save you from your barbaric ways.”
johannweyer: “accepting religion is accepting ignorance!” “religion is just a fairytale!” “you cant accept science and be religious!”
captainfrancesca: anime parents must be so confused like “we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
an-egg: I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
fasterfood: people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
potentialh-bomb: when you realize you reblogged something with a comment by tyler oakley
hermione-ganja: All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and...
nirallegromico: “People getting upset that Abercombie won’t sell clothes for fat people is as dumb as someone getting upset that Torrid won’t sell them extra small” an actual status on my Facebook newsfeed sigh
liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
coagulates: Who needs television when you have white men crying about their oppression on the internet
sadstagram: i wish i had a guy like jd from heathers but like before the killing part i’m not here for that
lndoors: gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????